Posted by: afriyanto | September 7, 2009

JOKES

THE MARRIAGE: A little boy said and asked to his Dad, ” Daddy, How much does it cost to get married?”. His father answered, “I don’t know my son, I’m still paying for it…”.

A succesful man is one who makes money more than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man… he he..

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife…

A man inserted an ad in the classified, newspaper: “Wife wanted.” Following days he received thousand letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: (1). an Engagement ring (2). a Wedding ring, and (3). Suffering… he he… (From many resources collected by the owner of this blog).

THE CARS: (1). In the front of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait”. (2). At the car dealerships; “The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.”

CONFUCIUS SAYING: (1). When u see the type of a nation’s dance, you know its character.

SUFI SAYING: The universe is a great man, and man is a little universe.

TOMYAM: Salah satu masakan Thai yang paling penulis sukai adalah TomYam, seafood Thai yang berkuah dan super pedas, dan hampir setahun lebih penulis tidak lagi menkonsumsi masakan seafood Thai tsb. Tanggal 07 September 09, penulis berbuka puasa di DIMSUM Cibubur yang berlokasi di sebelah SPBU keluar toll Cibubur dan di tepi danau di Jakarta Timur. Pesanan khusus makanan yaitu: Dimsum 5 kotak, Tomyam dan nasi putih, serta Air Mineral. Alamaaaaak, penyanyi-nya resto tsb. lumayan cakep tapi style-nya ibu2 banget, he he,,, eh bukan, makanannya seafood semua, berpindah dan bertransformasi di perut penulis. Tapiii, sekarang penulis baru terima akibatnya, Rabu 090909, penyakit penulis kambuh lagi nih akibat pantangan konsumsi seafood dilanggar. Kaki ngga bisa dibawa berjalan dan sakit banget-lah pas melangkah..dasar bandel….


Responses

  1. ~~What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. .

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